And you thought your teenage years were bad? Michael Swarbrick's life couldn't get any worse. He's embroiled in a girls' changing room scandal; his idiot brother, a self-proclaimed 'love-God', is snogging his dream girl and he's just come home early to discover his parents are having a cup of tea ... IN THE NUDE! A chain of events beyond Mike's control are set to RUIN HIS LIFE. But instead, his teachers think that he's having trouble 'dealing with his feelings'. And so begin Mike's 'Chats with Chas' which really are as cringe-worthy and miserably hilarious as they sound ...