Fucking weird. I don't know what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn't this. There were a few laugh out loud moments, but really I was almost creeped out by a lot of it. Bizarre doesn't even begin to describe it. From Jeff Goldblum Bingo to transcripts of Jeff Golblum cooking, to jobs that Jeff Goldblum could do, to his past lives, to any other weird scenario you can possibly imagine. It was freaking weird. All of it came out of Helen McClory's head and even though it was all made up some of it felt "right," although all of it felt wrong, lol. A quick bizarre read. ( )

Calling all fans of Jeff Goldblum. This book is for you. You can call this book a piece of fandom. This is a short book but one that readers will want to read over and over again. In fact, you just might do yourself a favor and purchase two copies. One for reading and one as a keepsake.

I enjoyed reading the various stories about Jeff Goldblum. Although, my favorites were Jobs for Jeff Goldblum, Cooking with Jeff Goldblum, Checking in on Jeff Goldblum on Alternative Earth, Jeff Goldblum Bingo, Scents of Jeff Goldblum, Dressing with Jeff Goldblum, and Choose your Jeff Jeffventure.

As I was reading this book, it was like Jeff Goldblum was leaning over my shoulder reading along with me. The only thing that would have made this book really great is having Jeff Goldblum himself reading this book out loud to me. ( )