(ADVISORY: Lyrics for certain songs in this collection contain adult themes that are not suitable for all audiences.) This one-of-a-kind sheet music collection will transform your holiday sing-along into a hysterical laugh-along with songs like "The Twelve Pains of Christmas" (Bob Rivers), "Please Don't Bomb Nobody This Christmas" (The Dan Band), plus 24 more. From cute and tame to downright audacious, the contents span six decades of humorous holiday songs. Standard hits like "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer," "Nuttin' for Christmas," and "Santa Baby" are included, along with comic nostalgia from classic Christmas television specials like "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" (How the Grinch Stole Christmas!), "Heat Miser" (The Year Without a Santa Claus), plus many more. Along with the well-known, you're also bound to discover many hilarious gems for the very first time in this collection. As a bonus for adventurous pianists, some dazzling solo piano arrangements are also included: "Nut Rocker" (ELP, Trans-Siberian Orchestra) and "Wizards in Winter" a.k.a. "The Beer Commercial Christmas Lights Song" (Trans-Siberian Orchestra). Titles: * Christmas Vacation (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation) * Christmas Wrapping (The Waitresses) * The Fruitcake That Ate New Jersey (Lauren Mayer) * Get Drunk and Make Out This Christmas (The Dan Band) * Goin' on a Date with Santa (Dr. Elmo) * Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (Dr. Elmo) * Grandma's Killer Fruitcake (Dr. Elmo) * Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants Offa Santa (Dr. Elmo) * Heat Miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus) * I Guess There Ain't No Santa Claus (Russ Lorenson) * I'll Be Stoned for Christmas (Bob Rivers) * Last Christmas (Wham!) * Merry Christislamakwanzakah! (Brent Hardesty) * The Merry Christmas Polka (Bing Crosby) * Nut Rocker (Trans-Siberian Orchestra) * Nuttin' for Christmas (Art Mooney and His Orchestra) * Oh Santa! (Mariah Carey) * Please Don't Bomb Nobody This Christmas (The Dan Ba