The Art of War for the '90s working woman, How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis offers advice from real, successful women, a "Chick List" of clever and aggressive career suggestions, and pithy affirmations from "Women Who Like It on Top." A must-have power tool for every working woman, this hilarious book by the author of How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less (Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers) provides plenty of ideas to give the business boys a little healthy competition.