Candy Dance

This was not expensive thank goodness. 1 1/2 stars. An effort was made at the sci fi element but the shear number of bad sex scenes pulled that down. I could see the outline of a good sci fi world but the sex got in the way. This was mostly lots of sex scenes strung together. Which might not have been so bad if they weren't pretty poorly written and very gratuitous. Come on, captured by slavers and brought on board a ship, they knock out the major alien slaver and then without tying him up and gagging him, without checking out the ship to see what their situation was, they decide to have sex first? Really? It's not like they were reuniting or anything. They had been captured together and had had plenty of the old bumping uglies right before the capture. The dialog was pretty corny. Here's a lovely example:
"he had winged his baby love to two...count them, two shooter orgasms in a row!"

Gagging a bit there.… (meer)