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Sometimes you feel like a nut…

12wonderY
sep 26, 2021, 8:46 pm

Advertisement jingles, please.

2lilithcat
sep 26, 2021, 9:04 pm

Was this inspired by the death of Cliff Freeman? https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/24/business/media/cliff-freeman-dead.html

Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya,
Brylcreem, you'll look so debonair.
Brylcreem, the girls will all pursue ya,
They'll love to get their fingers in your hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto

3John5918
sep 27, 2021, 12:22 am

Nuts, whole hazelnuts. Cadburys take-a them and cover them in chocolate...

4mlfhlibrarian
sep 27, 2021, 5:22 am

A million housewives every day
Pick up a tin of beans and say
Beanz meanz Heinz!

Unzip a banana!

Go to work on an egg

Put a tiger in your tank

5Tess_W
sep 27, 2021, 5:30 am

It's slinky, it's slinky, it's a wonderful toy for a girl or a boy!

6TempleCat
sep 27, 2021, 1:03 pm

Two all-beef patties, special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

7LadyLo
sep 27, 2021, 1:09 pm


Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.
Winston gives you real flavor,
Full rich tobacco flavor,
Winston is easy drawing too,
the filter lets the flavor through,
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

8Crypto-Willobie
sep 27, 2021, 5:18 pm

LSMFT

9lilithcat
sep 27, 2021, 5:21 pm

Don't jingles have to have music?

"A jingle is a short song or tune used in advertising and for other commercial uses."

10mlfhlibrarian
sep 28, 2021, 5:35 am

>3 John5918:
A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
A finger of fudge is just enough until it’s time to eat
It’s full of Cadbury goodness but very small and neat
A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat

Cadbury’s was the leading confectionery brand in the UK for many years. My mum used to bring me a fudge bar when she met me from primary school every afternoon.

11John5918
Bewerkt: okt 3, 2021, 2:01 am

We love Jimmy Young,
Six million housewives can't be wrong...

For those on the other side of the Pond, he was a broadcaster hosting light entertainment programmes on the radio aimed at housewives. It's one of those annoying advertising jingles that unfortunately one can't forget.

12John5918
okt 4, 2021, 1:52 am

You can't put a better bit of butter on your knife...

It was an advertising jingle for Country Life butter.

Reminds me of Spitting Image's later "nice South African" sketch, which ends with a group of activists bursting in and stabbing P.W. Botha, followed by the refrain, "You can't put a better bit of Botha on your knife".

13AlexanderPatico
Bewerkt: okt 5, 2021, 1:24 pm

>7 LadyLo: Pall Mall travels the smoke and makes it mild!

LSMFT: Lucky Strike means fine tobacco!

I’d walk a mile for a Camel.

14Crypto-Willobie
okt 16, 2021, 7:50 pm

"Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it!" (margarine commercial)

...although in my elementary school we liked to sing 'with blue vomit on it!'

15John5918
Bewerkt: okt 17, 2021, 2:21 am

Heineken – Refreshes the Parts Other Beers Cannot Reach

Edited to add: I once saw a short video showing a Heineken lorry driving unimpeded along the M25 motorway with not another vehicle in sight. Since that motorway has been clogged with traffic ever since it first opened, the implication was that Heineken is indeed doing something that no other beer (indeed nobody else) can do. However I can't remember whether that was a genuine Heineken ad or whether it was a spoof.

16Tess_W
Bewerkt: okt 17, 2021, 3:58 pm

>14 Crypto-Willobie: LOL

Which reminds me of the ad for "Comet" a scouring powder. The jingle went; Comet, it makes you sinks so clean! Of course, the kids sang: Comet, it makes your teeth so green! (Because it was green powder)

17pamelad
Bewerkt: okt 17, 2021, 4:12 pm

18Brazen
okt 17, 2021, 6:18 pm

Those dirty rings!

You've tried scrubbing them out, soaking them out,
but you can still come out with ...

19John5918
okt 17, 2021, 11:46 pm

Ah, Bisto!

We are the Ovaltineys

20LadyoftheLodge
dec 8, 2021, 6:17 pm

"Yipes! Stripes! Beechnuts got 'em! Yipes! Stripes! on Fruit Stripe gum."

"The one and only cereal that comes in the shape of animals!"

"Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Double Mint, Double Mint, Double Mint gum."

21nrmay
dec 8, 2021, 10:37 pm

Mm! Mm! Good! Mm! Mm! Good!
That's what Campbell's soup is,
Mm! Mm! Good!

"Brusha, brusha, brusha.
Get the New Ipana
—it's dandy for your teeth!"

22nrmay
dec 8, 2021, 10:41 pm

Chock full o'Nuts is that heavenly coffee,
Better coffee a millionaire's money can't buy.

23nrmay
dec 8, 2021, 10:44 pm

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime
And grease in just minute
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house
And everything that's in it
Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean"

Clearly, I watched too much tv as a kid.

24John5918
Bewerkt: dec 9, 2021, 4:16 am

>23 nrmay:

That one reminds me of Fred Wedlock's comic folk song "The Handier Household Help", which cleans anything. The singer explains how it got its name after rejecting Best Universal Grit Grime and Effluent Remover and also Finest Universal Cleaner Known...

25Tess_W
dec 9, 2021, 9:39 am

SLINKY!

It's Slinky, it's Slinky,
It's fun, it's a wonderful toy.
It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun,
It's a wonderful toy.
It's fun for a girl or a boy.

26LadyoftheLodge
dec 11, 2021, 1:24 pm

"From the Land of SkyBlue Waters (echo:waters), comes the water best for brewing (echo: brewing). Hamms, the beer refreshing, Hamms the beer refreshing, Hamms."

"That little old winemaker, ME!" From Italian Swiss Colony wines, also included yodeling and pretty girls on the ads.

We watched a lot of TV!

27TempleCat
dec 13, 2021, 4:05 pm

>26 LadyoftheLodge:
Hamms! Thank you for mentioning that. I've been trying for months to remember the name of that awful product! Upon returning to the States after living in Germany for a few years, I was invited to a backyard barbecue. When I arrived someone handed me a bottle of Hamms Lite. One swig and the rest went discreetly into the bushes in the yard! I hope they survived having been moistened by skyblue waters; that certainly wasn't a real beer that could nourish those plants.

28LadyoftheLodge
dec 15, 2021, 12:30 pm

>27 TempleCat: Glad to be of assistance! Sometimes those songs from the ads of past years just get stuck in my brain. (And then of course, I have trouble remembering what I have on the agenda for a given day! I have to make a daily "lesson plan" to keep on track! Short term memory? What is that?)

29TempleCat
dec 16, 2021, 1:25 pm

>28 LadyoftheLodge:
LOL ;-D Me too!

302wonderY
feb 15, 2022, 1:31 pm

My bologna has a first name;
It’s O-S-C-A-R…

312wonderY
feb 15, 2022, 1:33 pm

Meow, meow, meow, meow…

32Tess_W
feb 15, 2022, 6:48 pm

I am stuck on band-aids, cause they are stuck on me!

Coca-Cola's entire song "I'd Like to Teach the World to sing, in perfect harmony."

33nrmay
Bewerkt: feb 16, 2022, 2:54 pm

See the USA
In your Chevrolet
America is asking you to call!

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Oh, what a relief it is!

34John5918
feb 16, 2022, 11:11 pm

"My country, my beer" was one of the most effective advertising jingles I've ever seen. The huge South African Breweries had just moved into Kenya and were challenging the local East African Breweries. EAB started an advertising campaign for their premier brand, Tusker lager, using this slogan. Before too long SAB threw in the towel and left the country as they couldn't compete with the patriotic beer drinking inspired by this jingle.

35John5918
sep 11, 2022, 11:54 pm

>19 John5918:

I bought a packet of gravy powder last week (not an easy thing to find in Kenya!) and was surprised to see that it still has the same slogan on it, "Aah, Bisto".

36mnleona
okt 2, 2022, 12:10 pm

Rice-a-Roni
The San Francisco Treat

They no longer say The San Francisco Treat when they sing.