Move over, Uncle John. Here comes a hipper book with engrossing-and just plain gross-articles on subjects other bathroom books barely touch: celebrities, sex, drugs, computers, and crime, along with plenty of traditional toilet-tank fare. This bathroom book with attitude contains over 1,000 shocking stories, fascinating factoids, unforgettable quotes, hilarious humor, and startling trivia to keep you entertained while you heed Nature'¬?s call. Pull up some porcelain and let Garbage entertain you with essential sports trivia, disgusting presidents, and kinky sex; or take a load off and learn how to avoid jury duty, clone your dog or cat, be a movie extra, get a raise, or work your way out of traffic tickets. Keep this treasure trove at the ready and make those visits to the loo even more satisfying.,Ä¢ Spouting random tidbits of knowledge gleaned from GRETA GARBAGE will make you the envy of your friends and the life of the party (as long as you don'¬?t divulge where you did your research!).For a list of appearances by this author, check out our Calendar of Events.