Well done! You did it. You worked hard and got into a great university. Now the real work begins. The work of finding out who you really are, and getting that person totally wasted! I, Oregon M. Shawcross, am here to navigate you through your first brilliant year. As a fellow fresher, I will draw on my own personal experiences, and those of my housemates, to answer all your questions and concerns. What are the appropriate boundaries in teacher/student relationships? Should I pursue my passions - even if there is an age gap? Should I listen to my friends - even when I know they are just jealous? Where can I purchase a secure lock for a regular ceramic butter dish? My aim for this student guide is simple- to change your life, and in the process save humanity from the thoughtless course it is bent on pursuing. My humble hope is that this little book will be a combination of the best novel you have ever read, the wisest old woman you might ever talk to, the most delicious meal you will ever eat and the hottest guy you could ever bang! Peace and love to everyone Oregon x