"Two of a Kind? Never! It is none of my business what kind of fur a girl wears on her back. Or, if she had a fling or two, on her own time. But, to pee on the carpet on her first visit is a bit much. Really! Anyway, if you like cats and dogs and love and sex and suspense and mystery and murder... (and don't forget humor), well, you’ve come to the right place. "

“You might as well know that every single story in this book has been recorded by either a Cat or a Dog. Sometimes both. We don’t actually write them ourselves, but, when our well-meaning ‘masters’ are asleep, we feed the stories directly into their subconscious, and then, on awakening, our human friends put them down on paper. Or on a computer screen. Memory. Computer memory. They don’t always come out quite right, but, well, nothing is perfect in this world. It’s not like in the Kingdom.” ( )