I Thought We'd Be Famous is a line in the sand. It's a look back on my days pre chronic illness, and my new life of blood tests and cancer scares. It's about the dreams that rusted in the backyard and the ones I ended up living. It's about the guilt in my blood after escaping a life of welfare and minimum wage. It's about the absurdity of trying to make sense of this broken society. It's about Channing Tatum and Edward Furlong and Chilli the Pomeranian and the teacher who beat us half to death and killing your landlord and sleeping with zombies and falling in love so hard you wake up concussed.