An odyssey of total frankness through the sexual trading places of the US by one who valiantly never tries to miss an opportunity. This in not just the baffling America of seedy straight and gay pick-up bars, trailer parks, image therapists and sauna complexes with yodelling and kebabs. It is also the America in which men throw themselves at Hugo Williams feet while women flee in the face of his entreaties as he tries to consummate his love affair with the US.