Two stories for the price of one, right here for your reading pleasure. Jack Morgan had been out of work for nearly two months. He¿d finally lost the fight and was made homeless by a woman with purple hair, spent fifty five fruitless days job hunting, ate pizza from a dumpster, and sat through over a hundred interviews with rejection notices to prove it. He knew what desperation felt like, because certainly desperation was the driving force that propelled him past that Help Wanted sign in the window and into a very ordinary looking lobby. He needed a job, and he¿d do anything to get one--even if that meant working for a place like Fairy Godmothers, Inc. Except, there was no way he¿d ever wave that cussed wand. A man just had to have some pride. Although that long whippy end certainly did pack one hell of a sting... For adults only.