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Meld je aan bij LibraryThing om erachter te komen of je dit boek goed zult vinden. Op dit moment geen Discussie gesprekken over dit boek. Unlike the groundhog who did not see his shadow after he got his rickety ass out, spring had not come in for a long time to Col.H. Kinkweaner’s sexual game. Kinkweaner could not get it up, let alone seeing a shadow while hijacking an apple bottom at JC Penny. After those lame ass pills did not work, the Colonel decided to visit a sex shop owned by 'A Pimp Formerly Called Slickback(aPFCS'). And while the Colonel was trying on some pink furry handcuffs…… aPKCS:- Sir, pink ain’t your fucking color! Col.H.Kinkweaner :- Huh....I think I wanna have sexual relationship... aPKCS:- You a ho’! Coz’ I ain’t fuckin’ some old motherfucking ass! Colonel:- Fuck you! You punk ass pimp! Imma need a tied up pussy. aPKCS:- Please say the whole thing , sir. It is ‘A Pimp Formerly Called Slickback’. Colonel: - Man this same ol’ bullshit! You better have an ass whupping insurance coz’ I’m gonna whupp you ugly ass! aPKCS:- Bitch don’t start with me! I ain’t taking my pussy ass asking for a *sexual relations* **( The Pimp Formerly Called Slickback hands the Colonel a DVD of ‘Tie Me, Tease Me’)** aPFCS:- Watch this! You ol’ sonofabitch! Might bring some fucking kink in your lame ass weiner… Colonel:- Whaaaaaaa……. Shiba-fucking whoooo….. aPFCS:- Shibari…… It’s a Japanese art of knotting wet pussies… Colonel: - Imma make my dick do some pussy ass piñatas!!! aPFCS:- Look at you!! Ol’ bitchless sonofabitch wanking on those tied pussy piñatas like it’s your motherfuckin’ birthday. You need some hog-tie to make them bitches wet. Colonel:- Whaaaa….hogtie!! Fuck you!! I ain’t fuckin’ some punk ass pig!! I like my ham dead and cut on my plate. **( The Pimp now frustrated with the Colonel , kneels down to prayer)** aPFCS:- Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And, guide his dick to be hard. If ain’t getting any tied pussy, let him get some bigg-ass Viagra. Amen. Colonel:- Look at you speaking all that good shit a second ago and now you pray on your ugly ass. FUCK YOU!! Its like calling 1-800- ass –whupping, Imma go get some tied up pussies on my own. Thankyou , Mr.Slickback. aPFCS:- Did being bitchless made you deaf? Repeat after me. It’s ‘A Pimp Formely Called Slickback’. What’s gotten into you? Colonel: - The same punk ass thing that’s gonna get into you. Imma make it do what it do! Colonel Kinkweaner finally a saw a morning shadow and spring came early!! Unlike the groundhog who did not see his shadow after he got his rickety ass out, spring had not come in for a long time to Col.H. Kinkweaner’s sexual game. Kinkweaner could not get it up, let alone seeing a shadow while hijacking an apple bottom at JC Penny. After those lame ass pills did not work, the Colonel decided to visit a sex shop owned by 'A Pimp Formerly Called Slickback(aPFCS'). And while the Colonel was trying on some pink furry handcuffs…… aPKCS:- Sir, pink ain’t your fucking color! Col.H.Kinkweaner :- Huh....I think I wanna have sexual relationship... aPKCS:- You a ho’! Coz’ I ain’t fuckin’ some old motherfucking ass! Colonel:- Fuck you! You punk ass pimp! Imma need a tied up pussy. aPKCS:- Please say the whole thing , sir. It is ‘A Pimp Formerly Called Slickback’. Colonel: - Man this same ol’ bullshit! You better have an ass whupping insurance coz’ I’m gonna whupp you ugly ass! aPKCS:- Bitch don’t start with me! I ain’t taking my pussy ass asking for a *sexual relations* **( The Pimp Formerly Called Slickback hands the Colonel a DVD of ‘Tie Me, Tease Me’)** aPFCS:- Watch this! You ol’ sonofabitch! Might bring some fucking kink in your lame ass weiner… Colonel:- Whaaaaaaa……. Shiba-fucking whoooo….. aPFCS:- Shibari…… It’s a Japanese art of knotting wet pussies… Colonel: - Imma make my dick do some pussy ass piñatas!!! aPFCS:- Look at you!! Ol’ bitchless sonofabitch wanking on those tied pussy piñatas like it’s your motherfuckin’ birthday. You need some hog-tie to make them bitches wet. Colonel:- Whaaaa….hogtie!! Fuck you!! I ain’t fuckin’ some punk ass pig!! I like my ham dead and cut on my plate. **( The Pimp now frustrated with the Colonel , kneels down to prayer)** aPFCS:- Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And, guide his dick to be hard. If ain’t getting any tied pussy, let him get some bigg-ass Viagra. Amen. Colonel:- Look at you speaking all that good shit a second ago and now you pray on your ugly ass. FUCK YOU!! Its like calling 1-800- ass –whupping, Imma go get some tied up pussies on my own. Thankyou , Mr.Slickback. aPFCS:- Did being bitchless made you deaf? Repeat after me. It’s ‘A Pimp Formely Called Slickback’. What’s gotten into you? Colonel: - The same punk ass thing that’s gonna get into you. Imma make it do what it do! Colonel Kinkweaner finally a saw a morning shadow and spring came early!! Unlike the groundhog who did not see his shadow after he got his rickety ass out, spring had not come in for a long time to Col.H. Kinkweaner’s sexual game. Kinkweaner could not get it up, let alone seeing a shadow while hijacking an apple bottom at JC Penny. After those lame ass pills did not work, the Colonel decided to visit a sex shop owned by 'A Pimp Formerly Called Slickback(aPFCS'). And while the Colonel was trying on some pink furry handcuffs…… aPKCS:- Sir, pink ain’t your fucking color! Col.H.Kinkweaner :- Huh....I think I wanna have sexual relationship... aPKCS:- You a ho’! Coz’ I ain’t fuckin’ some old motherfucking ass! Colonel:- Fuck you! You punk ass pimp! Imma need a tied up pussy. aPKCS:- Please say the whole thing , sir. It is ‘A Pimp Formerly Called Slickback’. Colonel: - Man this same ol’ bullshit! You better have an ass whupping insurance coz’ I’m gonna whupp you ugly ass! aPKCS:- Bitch don’t start with me! I ain’t taking my pussy ass asking for a *sexual relations* **( The Pimp Formerly Called Slickback hands the Colonel a DVD of ‘Tie Me, Tease Me’)** aPFCS:- Watch this! You ol’ sonofabitch! Might bring some fucking kink in your lame ass weiner… Colonel:- Whaaaaaaa……. Shiba-fucking whoooo….. aPFCS:- Shibari…… It’s a Japanese art of knotting wet pussies… Colonel: - Imma make my dick do some pussy ass piñatas!!! aPFCS:- Look at you!! Ol’ bitchless sonofabitch wanking on those tied pussy piñatas like it’s your motherfuckin’ birthday. You need some hog-tie to make them bitches wet. Colonel:- Whaaaa….hogtie!! Fuck you!! I ain’t fuckin’ some punk ass pig!! I like my ham dead and cut on my plate. **( The Pimp now frustrated with the Colonel , kneels down to prayer)** aPFCS:- Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And, guide his dick to be hard. If ain’t getting any tied pussy, let him get some bigg-ass Viagra. Amen. Colonel:- Look at you speaking all that good shit a second ago and now you pray on your ugly ass. FUCK YOU!! Its like calling 1-800- ass –whupping, Imma go get some tied up pussies on my own. Thankyou , Mr.Slickback. aPFCS:- Did being bitchless made you deaf? Repeat after me. It’s ‘A Pimp Formely Called Slickback’. What’s gotten into you? Colonel: - The same punk ass thing that’s gonna get into you. Imma make it do what it do! Colonel Kinkweaner finally a saw a morning shadow and spring came early!! geen besprekingen | voeg een bespreking toe
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aPKCS:- Sir, pink ain’t your fucking color!
Col.H.Kinkweaner :- Huh....I think I wanna have sexual relationship...
aPKCS:- You a ho’! Coz’ I ain’t fuckin’ some old motherfucking ass!
Colonel:- Fuck you! You punk ass pimp! Imma need a tied up pussy.
aPKCS:- Please say the whole thing , sir. It is ‘A Pimp Formerly Called Slickback’.
Colonel: - Man this same ol’ bullshit! You better have an ass whupping insurance coz’ I’m gonna whupp you ugly ass!
aPKCS:- Bitch don’t start with me! I ain’t taking my pussy ass asking for a *sexual relations*
**( The Pimp Formerly Called Slickback hands the Colonel a DVD of ‘Tie Me, Tease Me’)**
aPFCS:- Watch this! You ol’ sonofabitch! Might bring some fucking kink in your lame ass weiner…
Colonel:- Whaaaaaaa……. Shiba-fucking whoooo…..
aPFCS:- Shibari…… It’s a Japanese art of knotting wet pussies…
Colonel: - Imma make my dick do some pussy ass piñatas!!!
aPFCS:- Look at you!! Ol’ bitchless sonofabitch wanking on those tied pussy piñatas like it’s your motherfuckin’ birthday. You need some hog-tie to make them bitches wet.
Colonel:- Whaaaa….hogtie!! Fuck you!! I ain’t fuckin’ some punk ass pig!! I like my ham dead and cut on my plate.
**( The Pimp now frustrated with the Colonel , kneels down to prayer)**
aPFCS:- Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And, guide his dick to be hard. If ain’t getting any tied pussy, let him get some bigg-ass Viagra. Amen.
Colonel:- Look at you speaking all that good shit a second ago and now you pray on your ugly ass. FUCK YOU!! Its like calling 1-800- ass –whupping, Imma go get some tied up pussies on my own. Thankyou , Mr.Slickback.
aPFCS:- Did being bitchless made you deaf? Repeat after me. It’s ‘A Pimp Formely Called Slickback’. What’s gotten into you?
Colonel: - The same punk ass thing that’s gonna get into you. Imma make it do what it do!
Colonel Kinkweaner finally a saw a morning shadow and spring came early!!
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