Nick Parker: What's going on?

Meredith Blake: Here's what's going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.

Nick Parker: Them.

Hallie: So if your Mom is my Mom and my Dad is your Dad... and we're both born on October 11th, then you and I are... like... sisters.

Annie: Sisters? Hallie, we're like twins!

Hallie: You wanna know the *real* difference between us?

Annie: Let me see... I know how to fence and you don't. Or, I have class and you don't. Take your pick.

Nick Parker: Okay, honey... I want to know what you *think* about making Meredith part of the family?

Annie as Hallie: Part of *our* family?

Nick Parker: Yeah.

Annie as Hallie: I think - it's an awesome idea. Inspired. Brilliant really.

Nick Parker: You do? Really? You do?

Annie as Hallie: Totally, it's like a dream come true. I've always wanted a big sister.

Nick Parker: Oh... um... Honey, I'm think you're kind of missing the point.

Annie as Hallie: No, I'm not. You're going to adopt Meredith. That is so sweet, Dad.

Nick Parker: No, I'm not going to adopt her. I'm going to marry her.

Chessy, the Parker's Maid: [upon seeing Elizabeth after so many years] Hi, you probably don't remember me. I...

Elizabeth James: [gives her a kiss on the cheek] Chessy!

Chessy, the Parker's Maid: I knew I always liked her.