Fettucine Holliday

Okay, so this book not only makes fun of itself, stock photo faces, Japanese censored porn and Cockygate, it's just really, silly, funny and it gets to the point (pun intended).

It's a short story that can be read in less than 10 minutes, so if you want a funny (and steamy) rush of hunky hotness, give it a try!

Oh My God! What a dig! Hilarious! 😂 😂

Fun, snarky, full of all the tropes. Excellent use of words like c*ckblocker and c*ckroach. What more could one ask for in the middle of a trademark kerfluffle? Also, you should just read this for the use of heterocentric snake. Seriously.