Celestine O'Ryan

It's common knowledge that those born under the sign of Taurus are exceptionally cool human beings. Sometimes a Leo doesn't quite get it, but we truly rule. We just don't like to show that we rule, because like Ferdinand the Bull, we'd much rather spend our days lazing in the grassy fields while indulging our gourmand appetites.

Zeus started it all. Obsessed with a lovely mortal female, he changed himself into a bull and swept her away to Europa. In gratitude, the bull was placed into the heavens as one of the constellations. There should be a tax on every Eurozone citizen to make them understand how much they really owe us.

Taurus is the second Sun Sign. You see, they didn't get it right with the foolhardy Aries, so the next round rectified that. In just forty-six pages (we need to get back to our fields of gold), this book explains quite succinctly the Taurean traits, along with other goodies such as why we are attracted to Aquarians even though they live on cloud nine.

Nifty book for a nifty sign.

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