Lidokapikid

yes, i know i have a lot of Where's Waldo?® books. but, i mean, the everlasting search for this dude is addicting!

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
-There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
-A fiddle is fun to listen to.

Why are viola jokes so short?
-So violinists can understand them.

What do a violin and a lawsuit have in common?
-Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Did you hear about the violinist who bragged that he could play 32nd notes?
-The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one.

Why is a violinist's fingers like lightening?
-They never strike the same place twice!

Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin?
-You might bend the nail.

How do you get two violinists to play in unison?
-Shoot one.