Top 10 Reasons Why It's Good To Be Wiccan.

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Top 10 Reasons Why It's Good To Be Wiccan.

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1sheherazahde
Bewerkt: jun 14, 2007, 6:59 am

Top 10 Reasons Why It's Good To Be Wiccan.

10) Missionaries never visit (not anymore, not after the last time :-).
9) We can win costume contests wearing our everyday clothes.
8) When asked if we've found Jesus, we can answer "Did you lose Him again?"
7) When asked if we believe in God, we can answer "Which one?"
6) When someone says "Oh God!", we can answer "Yes?"
5) Clothing is optional at religious functions.
4) Painting ourself blue, spiking our hair, and dancing naked around a bonfire *is* a religious activity.
3) Our friends worship the ground we walk on.
2) Sex is sacred and we are a very, very, religious people.
1) Mom likes us best.

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