Pirate Joke

I thought I'd share with all of you a pirate joke that a friend of mine emailed to me:

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.

Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?

Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.

Interviewer: How did you get that hook?

Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.

Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?

Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.

Interviewer: And that put your eye out?

Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.

;)

giggle, giggle :-)

Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean, one with a booty of red paint and one with a booty of blue paint. What happened when the ships collided?

They were marooned!

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

An arm and a leg!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

The captain was standing on the deck!

Why did the pirate only buy half of a recliner?

He only needed to put one leg up!

What does a Pirate yell when he starts a fight?

Let's get ready to RUMble!

A pirate was standing on the crow's nest and then he slipped and fell. He fell through the first deck, then he fell through the second deck, then he fell through the third deckand hit the bottom deck of the ship!

The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"

The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"

Edited to keep kcs_hiker happy! >14 clif_hiker:

- TT

How do pirates make their money?

By hook or by crook!

Why was the pirate's butt so big?

He kept stealing everyone's booty!

Pirate 1: Arr, did you know I'm part Native American?

Pirate 2: Oh really, What tribe?

Pirate 1: Eye-patchy!

Cute--funny--

#11 (groan)--I thought I was a bad punster! ;-)

What a Fun way to brighten a gloomy November day !!!!! :0)

>8 TheTortoise: oh dear oh dear...small quibble err nitpick err.. anyway, ships don't have floors. They have decks.

;-)

>14 clif_hiker: kcs - I copy and pasted it from a website without really noticing - see the joke now!

- TT

Shiver me timbers, that was funny :D

I know I'm late, but if you haven't set sail yet, may I have permission to board the discussions?

By all means jump aboard. And welcome.

- TT

#16 yareader2

Yer never to late! We make frequent forays ashore to get new hands. Welcome aboard, m'lad! (m'lady?)

Q: What are a pirate's favorite kind of socks?

A: Arr-gyles!