Originally published online as a regular feature on the McSweeney's Internet Tendency website, Richard Grayson's diary chronicles the hopeless 2004 campaign of an emo-loving vegetarian short story writer against a right-wing incumbent in Florida's most Republican congressional district. With his support of socialized medicine, abortion on demand, gay marriage and immediate withdrawal from Iraq anathema to most of his conservative constituency, Grayson jokes his way through a quixotic campaign to capture the hearts and minds of the minority of North Florida voters who possess those organs. For now you can download the entire book by clicking on Preview.