From spelling mistakes to misunderstood history to incredible exam answers, a hilarious collection of the boldly wrong answers children have come out with in their schoolwork John Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. The earth is surrounded by the moon, the sun, Mars and Penis. Madman Curie discovered radio. A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat. Here, readers will find a fantastic selection of the side-splitting bloopers, mistakes, and misunderstandings that come out of the classroom, from the innocent mispronunciations of younger children, to the facetious, inventive, or just downright stupid remarks of older students who should know better. Ridiculously funny and endlessly entertaining, this book celebrates the unique--and usually entirely unintentional--humor of students everywhere, guaranteed to have readers of any age howling in disbelief.