Retelling: Little red was sent to her granny's house across a wood and told never to stray from the path. She met a wolf who persuaded her to do it anyway and the consequences were dire.

Thoughts and Feelings: One of these days granny is going to take a self defense class and wollop that ol' wolf right in the keester... until then, little red will just have to be devoured in elementary school classrooms over and over and over again.