4,5*
This was one of the best fanfics I've read! I loved all the things:
❇️the scheming,
❇️the obvious Harry,
❇️the redeemed Draco (sadly we didn't see the process but I liked that he decided to be a better person for the sake of it and not just for Harry like in many fanfics) who still had his competitive nature and was never treated like a victim and took accountability for his actions,
❇️the (sometimes too much for Harry's sanity) suportive friends,
❇️the humour - I was laughing for like 80% of the fic,
❇️the setting (antiques seemed a bit random at first but strangely it's very fitting?),
❇️the Ginny and the Luna and the GINNY/LUNA (I tried to find a Ginny/Luna by this author because they were SO GOOD but there's a whole zero of them :( ),
Though the ending felt a bit rushed. Also, please please use lube. ( )