Random sentences are strung together in a nonsensical board book.

Or are they random? I tried analyzing the number of dots featured on each page, and I have a theory that they tell us Pooh keeps a key to his house hidden under a rock outside his door, but as I followed the clues I also found myself speculating if the secret codes were pointing to Disney grooming children for sexual exploitation because secret codes always take one to the darkest places.

So I'm going all the way back to random sentences. Just random sentences.

(My Pooh Project: I love Winnie the Pooh, and so does my wife. Having a daughter gave us a chance to indoctrinate her into the cult by buying and reading her every Pooh book we came across. How many is that? I’m going to count them this year by reading and reviewing one every day and seeing which month I finally run out. Track my progress here:
https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/23954351-rod-brown?ref=nav_mybooks&she... ) ( )