Oddly both bored and vaguely offended. Drawings of women in bondage in black and white. Most with little cutesy groan inducing comments.

Like a picture of a woman tied to train tracks with the comment "And people say public transportation isn't sexy!" Nothing says sexy like a train driving over a bound woman and cutting into a thousand pieces and turning her into pizza paste! Wait, it isn't sexy? hmms, who knew? bah.

"Beverly insisted she wasn't a pole dancer. Vito begged to differ!" Next to a woman bound to a stripper pole. So tightly bound that she can't move. Um . . . she not dancing bound that tightly.

meh. I probably not in the right mood.

"'Oh, he's 87 years old and rich as hell! What could go wrong?'. Anne was about to find out the hard way." - next to a picture of a woman being bound up by a really old man. Subtly suggesting the old guy's about to clutch his chest and fall over dead. Leaving a bound naked woman. With no way to free herself. Who will then proceed to starve to death while being bound helpless next to a rotting corpse. Um . . yay?

Subtle "women are stupid and need to be bound up"/"binding women up in situations wherein they will die is sexy" . . . hmms . . Not sure I'm ever in the mood for that. mmphs.

Hmms. Ok, I like the one with the woman, bound up all nice and exposed like on a boat, next to a comment about a boyfriend owning a boat. And how playing pirate can have a different meaning in such a situation.

Which was immediately followed by a woman bound on one of those conveyor belts heading towards a saw. About two inches away from said saw. With indication saw is moving. So . . . um's . . how . . funny and sexy?

Well . . that was annoying. I need to remember to not read the messages, or something. It'd all probably be better that way. ( )