My Favourite Books

DigUnlocked: Go to hell, or be nice to a black guy? Typical kid conundrum.

DigUnlocked: Hey, Pink Floyd. Mr. Graham wants his chapter title back. Animals do the darndest things.

DigUnlocked: A religious dystopia? No, surely not.

DigUnlocked: 'If only Winston Smith went full Rambo at the end. Now that would sell some books' - Orwell's former editor, 1948.

DigUnlocked: Do something you spineless horse. You're bigger than everyone. Just start kicking.

DigUnlocked: Paint your own damn fence, kid! Is Injun Joe a post-colonial hero? Maybe hero is a strong word.

DigUnlocked: Death or slavery? I'm not crying, you're crying.

DigUnlocked: I know my enemies names, yet have zero power over them. Lies!

DigUnlocked: Now that I'm a parent, I'm inclined to root for the witches.

DigUnlocked: Cheer up sad sacks.

DigUnlocked: Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder 'I really should list my favourite books'.

DigUnlocked: Dem kids be crazy! Ralph and Jack, fighting for class captain.

DigUnlocked: Hell is other people's problems and Shrike is Satan.

DigUnlocked: What young man wouldn't want to be trapped in a human breeding zoo? So it goes and goes and goes.

DigUnlocked: 'Lucky dogs' and a stomach condition are a dangerous mix. Let's all yell at imbeciles!

DigUnlocked: Watch your back, Jack.

DigUnlocked: Public announcement for parents: Don't let your children near rabbit holes. They're dangerous. Fun too!

DigUnlocked: Maybe he was listening to too much PIL. Johnny Lydon dooms all.

DigUnlocked: Why'd you make me care for Perry, Truman? Why?

DigUnlocked: You do your thing, Buck. You go get that wild.

DigUnlocked: Iago - The best snake since Adam and Eve were rocking the nudist colony.

DigUnlocked: The best Catholic propaganda there is.

DigUnlocked: A brotherhood. An unbreakable friendship. Oh crap, what?

DigUnlocked: What a lying pack of lying liars.

DigUnlocked: You think your parents are embarrassing. Mine made me up.

DigUnlocked: We're all just products people. There's a hand drawn picture of a butthole.

DigUnlocked: Do not mess with The Professor. He will mess you up.

DigUnlocked: Burned dude really likes Kipling. This be some lyrical prose.

DigUnlocked: Check your self-help at the door. 42. Yeah, you know it.

DigUnlocked: Why'd you have to do that to Darky Gardiner?

DigUnlocked: That's some family tree you got there. COVID-19, pfft. Insomnia plagues are the real deal.

DigUnlocked: Guy sticks his thumb out for kicks. Sometimes the coolest guys you know end up the saddest.

DigUnlocked: What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

DigUnlocked: Would you sleep with your childhood crush seventy years later?

DigUnlocked: A town full of grotesques. Destination capital of the U.S.A.

DigUnlocked: Poor old Ma Joad. It really is like Nelson Muntz' diorama.

DigUnlocked: My generation got super powers and all I got was a big nose.

DigUnlocked: We just called it, 'Wrecking shit up'. Didn't partake in the olé in/out, in/out though. Yeah, nah. Wasn't the same.

DigUnlocked: That poor rat. Wait, was the rat made up too?

DigUnlocked: So many drugs. So many drugs.

DigUnlocked: Oh, Molly Bloom. You get my motor running.

DigUnlocked: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, fishing!

DigUnlocked: Some Pig! Should probably stop saying that when I eat bacon.

DigUnlocked: Where were you when I was fifteen, Phillip. Could have solved a lot of issues.

DigUnlocked: I, Dean, proclaim this the pinnacle of historical fiction.

DigUnlocked: Novel within a novel. Poor Laura had it rough.

DigUnlocked: Don't believe the lies. Jack Nicholson is Irish and has red hair.

DigUnlocked: Let's try and prove the existence of God by studying a tragic event. Burned for Heresy. Yikes.

DigUnlocked: Lecherous old man euthanizes old dogs.

DigUnlocked: Couldn't you have landed it in a third-world country, James?

DigUnlocked: We're going to the world's fair. What could go wrong?

DigUnlocked: Is tennis an addiction? Who hasn't watched a movie and wet their pants?

DigUnlocked: The Judge haunts my dreams. No foolin'.

DigUnlocked: Sally Bowles is a literary dream girl. Written by a gay man. Go figure.

DigUnlocked: Mrs. Nugent was a bit of a Karen. Probably, didn't deserve it though.

DigUnlocked: Stealing is okay in certain situations. Pretty gutsy Mr. Dahl.

DigUnlocked: It's a symphony you say? Of characters? In a book? Oh, yes, splendid.

DigUnlocked: Why write more, when you can write right.

DigUnlocked: Raised by wolves. That Tiger's a jerk.

DigUnlocked: No one cares about baseball, America. The world heard nothing. 'We're all gonna diiiieeee!'

DigUnlocked: I can think of at least one thing wrong with that title. Have you been to the desert? Oh, irony. I guess.

DigUnlocked: What a loveable scamp my father is. Makes Roberto Benigni look like a pile of puke.

DigUnlocked: A conspiracy involving the postal service. They, like, predicted the future, man.

DigUnlocked: We're going on a road trip, kids. Grab your mom and her coffin.

DigUnlocked: Understand, that I'm not literally invisible. I've taken no fancy potion. You just refuse to see me. Over here, dude. Yoo-hoo. I'm right here - First draft.

DigUnlocked: Father of many. God bless him.

DigUnlocked: Children of Onan rejoice.

DigUnlocked: Watch those Nihilists. They're crafty. Oh, wait, he's dead.

DigUnlocked: Catholic loses everything. Taken in by kind hermit.

DigUnlocked: Three generations stuck in the same place. You go Ursula, you go girl.

DigUnlocked: Oh, don't do that to yourself brother.

DigUnlocked: Father/Son camping trip. Delightful romp.

DigUnlocked: Childhood nostalgia. I wanna go back.

DigUnlocked: I want to play a game. I'm intelligent so I'm calling it a masque.

DigUnlocked: Puzzles shouldn't be this complicated. Even in lockdown.

DigUnlocked: This is what happened. No this is what happened. Everyone's sleeping with everyone.

DigUnlocked: Jazzy love. Jazzy jazzy love.

DigUnlocked: What is wrong with you people!

DigUnlocked: Incestuous kids. No wonder he ran to Honey Barbara.

DigUnlocked: You think Arsenal are frustrating? Try being a Parramatta supporter.

DigUnlocked: Get off the road, you young punks!

DigUnlocked: It's always the robots that ruin the working man. But does anyone stop to ask the robots how they feel?

DigUnlocked: Two parents? Months apart? Yeah, I'll give you the heartbreak.

DigUnlocked: I ain't afraid of you whiny ghosts.

DigUnlocked: The ole' William Tell party trick. The king of party tricks.

DigUnlocked: Someone get that man a dictionary. It's in the F's.

DigUnlocked: The insects will inherit the earth and there's nothing we can do about it.

DigUnlocked: I hate Milo. I hate him so much.